I am trying to recover my bass. Pretty heartbroken about this…please help spread the word!
this is a fucking sexy-ass bass with serious sentimental value behind it and it would be the worst shame in the world if it went completely lost so i am signal boosting the HELL outta this
the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
WHEN U RUB UR EYE BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER
From now on, when I don’t get credit for things I do, I’m going to call it “Pulling a Dicaprio”